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於HBO連播六季、榮獲艾美獎和金球獎肯定的影集，終於搬上大螢幕，記錄紐約客在這個不純真年代的性愛韻事。
 近一個多月來在美國電視台廣告的疲勞轟炸下，我慕名觀賞完全片，發覺比電視影集還誇張煽情，電視半小時至少還能學些白種上流階層女人的性愛調情英文，電影則舊瓶裝陳酒，連個露點都沒有。 
為了怕被批評為white rich bitch的影片及增加黑人觀眾收入，本片從美國星光大道American Idol: The Search for a Superstar找來2002年冒紅的黑人女歌手來演女助理，勉為其難湊上一小段黑人間的性愛插曲。 
本片根本就是VOGUE的置入性行銷，從VOGUE總編親自到巴黎為片中女主角挑選所有的禮服，片中VOGUE攝影師大喇喇地幫Carrie拍照，從頭到尾不斷地提到並秀出VOGUE雜誌，反正女性觀眾也不會在意，因為她們整天就只會捧著這本雜誌，流著口水，編織著不切實際的幻夢。 
Carrie Bradshaw: Women come to New York for the two L's: Labels and Love. 何只是曼哈頓，連我們鳥不生蛋的彰化，菜市場歐巴桑也都是手提仿冒的LV包包。(喜愛羊披狼皮，狐假虎威，是地不管南北，人無分貴賤的) 
Samantha Jones: The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you. 這裏的screw 指的是fuck, sex, bang, shag, intercourse, hump, bone, make love, lay, cum, bonk, cock, mess, pound, laid 等等，另外To mess something up, turn things for the worse, usually followed by the word "up" ，例如: I really can't screw up this job interview, I need money. 
Carrie Bradshaw: Lets go down to the hotel for dinner tonight, I need to get myself out of my Mexi-coma.
Samantha Jones: Aww, you made a little joke. Good for you! 這裏的Mexi-coma，有雙關語的趣味，1是因Mr. Big婚禮落跑的情傷，大家到Mexico渡假療傷，受不了墨西哥的一切而昏迷不醒。2是maxi(mum)，這次遭受到Mr. Big最大的打擊因而產生最嚴重的昏迷。 
Samantha Jones: Hey dick-wad, I'm speaking. dick-wad字意上是小雞雞，不過在美國這可是罵人An idiot who tries to act smart. 還記得在Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)中，小John Connor教Arnold Scwarzeneggar講最屌的英文嗎? John Connor: No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't say "affirmative," or some shit like that. You say "no problemo." And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say "eat me." And if you want to shine them on it's "hasta la vista, baby."
The Terminator: Hasta la vista, baby.
John Connor: Yeah but later, dickwad. And if someone gets upset you say, "chill out"! Or you can do combinations.
The Terminator: Chill out, dickwad.
John Connor: Great! See, you're getting it!
The Terminator: No problemo. 
電視上這2個死對頭的gay，電影中居然相看兩不厭，送做堆。 
不管我怎麼貶低本片，少男少女還是會前仆後繼，所以我就不再寫了。其實看看白種女人穿上黑色貼身禮服再微露酥胸，也就值回票價了。
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